DATE: 11/17/2007 02:29:56 / MOOD: feel like wheelin

Just a pic, I towed my little car with my KJ for over 2500 miles and it did great.  Even kicked ass through the Rockies!!!

 

 

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DATE: 07/20/2007 20:15:55 / MOOD: happy

The Dana and I carefully scanned our schedule to find a day on which we could throw the ultimate bash...a day where we both didn't have to work, a day we could drink the night away, a day where our best buds, coolest chicks and even some people we didn't know could get together and have a super bad ass great time.  The date we found was in July, Friday the 13th.  We got Nate on board and started getting the word out.  What we got was a plethera of people to show up at the house in the middle of no where.  We had assembled a nice array of booze...included where over a hundred raspberry and orange Jello shots, Cabo Wabo Tequilla, the largest bottle of Jegermeister available and a case of Redbull for Jeger shots, a keg of Pennsylvania's finest beer(Yuengling) cases of Corona, Labatt's, Yuengling, Molsen XXX(it'll git cha drunk) and I think someone even brought Zima, haha.  The coolest ensemble of people showed up to this gig to eat, drink, burn shit and be merry.  Locals, Airmen, Soldiers and even my cuz from Arizona!  The night started with hitting golf balls and shooting potatoes into the field, then the lighting of the fire.  We had a desk and 16 pallets, a tree, tons of wood and a dresser.  The blaze could be seen from route 12 as I was informed from a party guest.  She said it is how she guided herself to my house.  The drinking was heavy, the fun even heavier...the beer pong games were intense...congrats to Shane and Johnny Z for winning the Golden Yuengling and being crowned the first Ernie Palooza Beer Pong Champs.  The Keg was emptied quickly but lucky for us we still had enough beer in bottles to get all of Ft Drum drunk, and we did!  The late night fun included fire walkers, Matt K, Nate Dawg and the burning Roache.  We had a motorcycle burnout, a keg stand crew and the best wine bottle chuggers this side of Napa valley.  All keys were laid to rest as were their owners who were laid out along my downstairs floors and under my tables and chairs until they came to in the morning as Roache ran them over with my 4x4 radio control truck.  To all who could not make this bash I am sorry but maybe next year you can join in the fun.  Thanks to all who made the night so rad, Dana, Nate, Trish, Jen, Krieger, Dean n Ruth all you TACPs,everyone who made the long drive and yes even you Nick Starkey!  Till next time!  pics below

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DATE: 07/10/2007 06:22:32 / MOOD: bored

I'll r0x your world like plate tectonics out wit mama nature with my electronics from japan fit in my hand but I only melt in your mouth if ya go down south but what about ralph? shut up RALPH! it neatus time so bump this rhyme how do i rock it corona salt n a lime tone loc told me how to be fly funky cold medina aint for this guy just neat class n charisma will make u mine in the back seat or on the back nine copious amounts of moisture dana would dig that rhyme what am i talking bout its just me n my hand tonight  brings me pleasure and helps me when i fight did you ever know that your my hero ol left n right with you, I never hesitate if we got an extra moment it's time to masturbate what! Neatus, shut yo mouth mines the one that says Bad Mother Fucker on it I was talkin bout my penis no not my leather wallet do you know the leather man he got brittney squeeky on it whipped choo choo in the belly caught him jerkin with his eye on it guiness beer saint paddys day was here jello shots n lots of ever clear Im just ramblin, im a ramblin man i live here and sometimes in one of the stans one day I will have tons of fans wearin my close usin my hankies for there nose abercrombie is lame dude....salvation armies how I roll thats it braaaaaP!

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DATE: 04/18/2007 19:52:37 / MOOD: feel like wheelin

Yeah, so I painted these wheels and wrapped them in 265/75/16 ProComp MTs.  What cha think?

 

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DATE: 04/08/2007 12:44:14 / MOOD: feel like wheelin

Just my daughters easter.  Easter Bunny got her a rifle...guess that means he better watch out next year

 

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DATE: 04/07/2007 01:44:30 / MOOD: feel like wheelin

One of my uncles(Uncle Marcelino, super cool guy) died this year.  He was great.  He was the best story teller.  He told us stories from fighting the Chinese in Korea, stories about hunting with all his brothers, stories about finding a pair of panties in the back seat of the Bel Air that he loaned to my dad one night etc....Most of these stories were told over the campfire after a long day of wheeling or hunting in the desert of Arizona.  What we wheeled in was his old beat up CJ 5.  Yesterday my dad aquired the CJ 5 from my aunt because he just couldn't see it getting sold to someone who didn't care.  My Dad said he would give it to me some day as long as I promise to keep it and not sell it off.  Guess that means there will be lots more memories to be had in the old Jeep!

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DATE: 04/06/2007 15:59:39 / MOOD: feel like wheelin

Dear Mother Nature,

 Do you always have to be such a seething bitch?  I mean really, it is April 6th and I am watching snow fall sideways outside my window.  Are you trying to put me in my place for getting out the Del Sol last week and taking the top off?  Yes, I know you are more powerful than me.  I am angry with you but I will refrain from calling you the names that I called you back in 1996 when I lived in Phoenix.  I think I called you a "fu*(ing whore" and "mother bitch nature" and told you to "bring it on".  You then proceeded to destroy north Phoenix with a macroburst.  It looked like tornado alley minus the trailers.  I will hold back in hopes that you might give me back a little sunshine and temperatures nearing at least 50.  Thanks a bunch you cold hearted icy beaaaatch

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DATE: 04/05/2007 15:27:37 / MOOD: drunk

After being on MyJeepSpace I realized how I could get more cool guy errr....girl stars.  I need to have a sex change.  All us Jeep boys love the heck out of Jeep girls.  JEEP GIRLS ROCK MY WORLD sigh....well can't afford a sex change so I will keep pluggin away here and get a second star by next year

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DATE: 03/25/2007 12:15:34 / MOOD: bored

I put on my brand spanking new Gibson cat back exhaust....I love it.  Gives the KJ a little more balls, sounds nice n low(not loud and annoying)  Guess I am gonna have to spring for the headers and free flow cat now!

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