Big & Bad Yeller Muddin' Machine Thang!
This one. (but don't fallor me fella's... You're bound to git SHELLED!)
Gear loft..ta keep my stash'o'peanuts outta all dat dern flyin' muddy stuff. Tain't nuttin' worse than hav'in yer nutz all muddied up!! (unless it's only dem lugnuts we're talkin'bout)
Personally undercoated.... good enough fer me!
My skinny skis or any other butt'in machine with wings attached to it. (BTW... that background pix is my idea of a purfectly GOOD AIRPORT!... notice how thar's a center 'rut' in da road for dat nosewheel!!)
I work WAY TOO DAMN HARD at not loosin' my NUTZ! (Lookin' ta find SOMEWHERES ta git this Pavement Poser broken in the right way!!!)
Bought used... with 'hanger rash'... am workin' it out.
Not yet, standby! (Am here to tell ya thar's no way in HELL it'll have FOUR DOORS!!!!)
Dunno yet... but the two doors that'll be on it are comin' off so I can shell my peanuts while drivin'round town.
You name it! (dash mounted nut cracker, maybe?!)