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Old Sailor (Pirate) pick up lines
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| By: |
SuckCreekOffroad |
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feel like wheelin |
| Date: |
08/10/2007 22:11:05 |
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Old Sailor (Pirate) Pick-up Lines > > > >"I must be huntin' treasure, 'cause I'm diggin' yer chest." > > > >"Ya certainly put the shiver in me timber." > > > >"See this hook? Variable speed with five alternate > >attachments, Baby." > > > >"Nice poop deck on ya, lassie. Care fer a swabbin'?" > > > >"Avast, me pretty! Strike your panties and prepare > >to be boarded." > > > >"I've hidden booty all over the Caribbean -- but never have > >I seen one like yours!" > > > >"That's NOT my parrot talking, Sweetie!" > > > >"That's a lovely pair of 8-pounders you have there." > > > >"My peg-leg's ribbed for your pleasure." > > > >"Why not climb my main mast and I'll visit your crow's nest."
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avast ye matie