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redneck pick up lines
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| By: |
chriscj7 |
| Mood: |
happy |
| Date: |
06/19/2007 14:23:00 |
| Music: |
led zepplin |
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Some of these are pretty bad, but some are too funny not to share!
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> Redneck Man's pick up lines
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> 1) Did you fart?
> cuz you blew me away.
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> 2) Are yer parents retarded?
> cuz ya sure are special.
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> 3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea.
> I can't hold it in.
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> 4) Do you have a library card?
> cuz I'd like to sign you out.
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> 5) Is there a mirror in yer pants?
> cuz I can see myself in em.
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> 6) If you was a tree and I were a
> Squirrel, I'd store my nuts in yer hole.
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> 7) You might not be the best lookin
> girl here,but beauty's only a light switch away.
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> 8) Man - "Fat Penguin!"
> Woman - "WHAT?"
> Man - "I just wanted to say
> something that would break the ice."
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> 9) I know I'm not no Fred
> Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer "bed-rock."
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> 10) I can't find my puppy, can you
> help me find him? I think he went inta this cheap motel room.
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> 11) Yer eyes are as blue & pretty as window cleaner.
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> 12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til this
> afternoon.
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> AND.......THE BEST FOR LAST
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> 13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench,.......................every time
> I think of it my nuts tighten up
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Yea, thats some funny stuff.