By: cjrat_396 Mood: happy Date: 06/08/2007 12:44:10 Music: None

We've all heard people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the difinition for each is listed below.....

GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

Balls - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: "You're next."

I hope this clears up any confusion on the difinitions. Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome since both may ultimately result in death.