1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.

 

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

 

3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.

 

4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.

 

5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have

    e-mail addresses.

 

6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to

     help you carry in the groceries.

 

 7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen.

 

8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30

    (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.

 

 10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee.

 

11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile.    : )

 

12. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.

 

13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.

 

14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.

 

15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list.

 

 AND NOW YOU’RE LAUGHING at yourself.

 

 Go on, forward this to your friends ..you know you want to!

 

also:

 

 * * I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.

 

·         * Gardening Rule: When weeding, the best  way to make sure you are removing a weed

         and not a valuable plant is to  pull on it. If it comes

          out of the ground easily, it  is a valuable  plant.

 

 * * The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.

 

 * * Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

 

 * * There are two kinds of pedestrians: the quick and the dead.

 

 * * Life is sexually transmitted.

 

 * * Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

 

 * * The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.

 

 * * Some people are like Slinkies. Not really good for anything, but you

      still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.

 

 * * Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying

       of nothing.

 

 * * Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.

 

 * * All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention

       to criticism.

 

 * * In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world

       is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

 

 * * How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a

       whole box to start a campfire?

 

 * * Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll

       squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"

 

 * * Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there? I'm gonna

       eat the next thing that comes outta its butt."

 

 * * Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

 

 * * If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?

 

 * * Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't

       point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

 

 * * Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are

       going to look up there anyway?

 

 * * If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

 

 * * If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

 

 * * Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

 

 * * Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at

       you, but when you take him on a car ride,  he sticks his head out the

       window?

 

 * * Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?

 

 * * Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

 

 * * Do you ever wonder why you gave me your email address