By: chriscj7 Mood: bored Date: 04/04/2007 08:06:56 Music: none

Subject: Goverment Job > >A guy goes to the Post Office to apply for a job. > > > The interviewer asks him, "Have you been in the service?" > > > "Yes," he says. "I was in Viet Nam for three years." > > > The interviewer says, "That will give you extra points toward > > > employment." > > > He then asks, "Are you disabled in any way? > > > The guy says, "Yes ...a mortar round exploded near me and ble w my > > > testicles off." > > > The interviewer tells the guy, "OK In that case I can hire you right > > > now. The hours are from 8:00 A.M. to 4:00 P.M. > > > You can start tomorrow. Come in at 10:00 A.M." > > > The guy is puzzled and says, "If the hours are from 8:00 A.M . to 4:00 > > > P.M. Then why do you want me to come in at 10:00 A.M.?" > > > "You understand this is a government job" the interviewer says. "For the > > > first two hours we stand around scratching our balls...no point in you > > > coming in for that."