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Retirement plan that might actually work

jerdog53_75
By: jerdog53
Mood: full of life
Date: 03/26/2007 15:46:07
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If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00. With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1000.00.

With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.

 If you had purchased $1000 of Delta Air Lines stock you would have $49.00 left  But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, You would have had $214.00. 

 

Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drinkheavily and recycle. 

 

It's called the 401-Keg Plan!

 







VIEWING 1 - 4 OUT OF 4 COMMENTS


From: chriscj7
03/27/2007 11:45:11

works for me..


From: jeep666
03/26/2007 21:03:14

If everyone starts doing this, it could cause recycling centers to work overtime. This means the recyclers need to make more money to pay for more help. Then they would have to raise the deposit you pay to $0.10 Do the math now.... they just doubled your savings. (doesthat make sense?? hmmm) lol.


From: jeeprt
03/26/2007 17:30:16

I knew I was right retired at 52 and still investing heavely in bbeeeerrr.  mmmm  


From: alwaystcb
03/26/2007 17:09:27

I am all over this.  I am going to show this to my wife and maybe she will now understand that I drink to help plan for the future.  LMAO!!!!





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