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New Jeep Warranty Registration Card
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| By: |
badaxewags |
| Mood: |
feel like wheelin |
| Date: |
09/29/2008 14:55:36 |
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None |
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What made you choose a Jeep?
__Superior off-road capabilities__Low fuel and maintenance costs__Wanted to one-up the neighbor's purchase of a Land Rover__To fat to fit in a RAV4
What do you do for a living?
__Own successful business__Command international drug cartel__Make mewling sounds to my rich parents
In what manner did you pay for your Jeep?
__Paid cash__Went into hock until 2032__Won it in the M&M sweepstakes__Awarded in divorce court from my son-of-a-bitch husband__Made mewling sounds to my rich parents
Where do you shop for clothes?
__Neiman-Marcus__Sak's 5th Avenue__Macy's__GI Joe's Surplus Emporium
What magazines do you read?
__Time__Newsweek__Inc__Bubba's 4x4 Monthly__Bare-Busted Biker Chicks
Which best describes your Jeep parking technique?
__I park in the mud pit next to the parking, leaving space for others on the lot__I park far out in the lot where there are many spaces__I'll park in the handicap spot and limp into the store__I'll use my winch to pull another car out of a good spot
Please choose one or more observations that best describe your dealer:
__Friendly and helpful__Gave me a good deal on my truck__Didn't know squat about Jeeps__I should have strangled the little bastard with my bare hands
How often would you like to receive our monthly Jeep owner newsletter?
__Once per year__Once per year__Once per year__Once per year
Which advertising method do you think would make the public more aware of the benefits of owning a Jeep?
__Television commercials__Radio commercials__Make it the official pace car at monster truck pulls__Full-page ads in Bare-Busted Biker Chicks magazine__Send sales people to homes of rich people with mewling kids
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