By: badaxewags Mood: feel like wheelin Date: 09/29/2008 14:44:55 Music: None

The definition of a Full Size Jeep: A Four wheel mechanized device surrounded by glass and metal designed for the frequent consumption of the owner/operator's money. FSJs are also linked to diseases such as Jeep envy which can be diagnosed by unusual urges for items such as bigger tires,lift kits, shocks and AMC 401s. As well as the urge to pour money into more than one FSJ. Side effects may be spouse accruing numerous "honey-do's", as well as trips to inlaws. Grease under your nails, numerous trips to NAPA and junk yards, and spare parts in the attic may indicate an addiction. There are no known cures.