Jeeps don't get pregnant

You can drive your Jeep any time of the month

Jeeps don't have parents

Jeeps don't whine unless something is really wrong

You can share your Jeep with your friends

Jeeps don't care how many other Jeeps you've ridden

When driving, you and your Jeep can arrive at the same time

Jeeps don't care how many other Jeeps you have

Jeeps don't care if you look at other Jeeps

Jeeps don't care if you buy Jeep magazines

You'll never hear, "Surprise! You're going to own a new Jeep!" . . . unless you go out and get it yourself

If your Jeep goes flat, you can fix it

If your Jeep is too loose, you can tighten it

You can have a Jeep of color and still bring it home to your parents

You don't have to be jealous of the guy who works on your Jeep

If you say bad things to your Jeep, you don't have to apologize before you drive it again

You can drive your Jeep as long as you want and it won't get sore

You can stop driving your Jeep as soon as you want and it won't get frustrated

Your parents won't remain in touch with your old Jeep after you dump it

Jeeps don't get headaches

Jeeps don't insult you if you're a bad driver

Your Jeep never wants a night out with the other Jeeps

Jeeps don't care if you're late

You don't have to take a shower before you ride your Jeep

If your Jeep doesn't look good, you can paint it or get better parts

You can drive your Jeep the first time you meet it, without having to take it to dinner, see a movie, or meet its mother

The only protection you have to wear when driving your Jeep is a seat belt

When in mixed company, you can talk about what a great drive you had the last time you were in your Jeep

Your Jeep is never embarrassed to go topless in public

You only have to feed your Jeep when you use it

A rocky relationship with your Jeep is actually fun

You never have to worry about your Jeep spending your money

You don't have to remember your Jeep's birthday, when you first met, or anniversaries