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Being a jeep-aholic is fucked up ... !
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| By: |
delboy |
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happy |
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08/12/2008 07:28:10 |
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-Do you find yourself spending unreasonable amounts of time with your Jeep? -Do you always volunteer to do errands and give rides just to spend more time with your Jeep? -Is everything on your birthday and/or Christmas wish list for your Jeep? Are you subscribed to an exclusively Jeep Wrangler magazine? Do you sit in traffic and think about the best lines to take if driving over the cars in front of you becomes to tempting? -Do you get lonely when you think about your Jeep being in the parking lot? Is your dream car another Wrangler? Do you think rolling your Jeep would be a fun way to die, as opposed to dying of cancer?- Do you park with your front tires on top of the curb? Do you visit your Jeep when its in the shop at least twice a day, and call to check up on it? Are you in at least 2 other Jeep groups? -Can you approximate the year of a Jeep by looking at the grill? Do you forget that your Jeep has a trunk? Do you like to randomly park your Jeep on top of things just because you can? -Do you have enough extra lights to light up a football field? Do you cry whenever you go through a carwash? Have you ever called your Jeep a "Sport Utility Convertible? Have you ever petitioned city council to do away with the pavement and make your street a dirt road? Do you get pissed off when other Jeep owners dont wave when you pass them? -Does looking at your Jeep make you feel all nice and warm inside? Have you named your Jeep? Would you rather drive home drunk then let somebody else drive your Jeep? Do other coworkers/classmates become "best friends" if they also have a Jeep? If you've ever been in a wreck, did you immediatly ask your Jeep if it was ok? Are your favorite eBay searches for your accessory wishlist for your Wrangler?If you answered yes to any of these questions, your a Jeep-aholic too..!
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I often drive over the concrete and grass burms separating shopping centers instead of exiting one parking lot, just to get back onto the main street and turn into the next parking lot. - Seems a senseless addition of miles and waste of gas on my Jeep.