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Granpa sayings
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| By: |
jerdog53 |
| Mood: |
feel like wheelin |
| Date: |
02/22/2007 09:05:49 |
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"Locked up tighter than Murphy's trunk." Slicker than a henhouse floor on Monday morning.Dumb as a box of rocks.Bright as a burned out bulb. "What have you been doing all day, screwing the dog?" "He was wound up tighter than Dick's hat band" "Took off like a turpentined cat" "He's so short that he can sit on the edge of a cigarette paper and his feet won't touch the floor". That goofy sum b**ch is ringy as a pet coon.That randy sum b**ch is horny as a two d!cked billygoat.That prissy sum b**ch wouldn’t make a fart in a windstorm. "tighter than a fiddler's fart". "No one ever learned anything while they were talking." "I'm unpleasant........not stoopid!!" "Just how dumb can one person get?" "I'll be go to hell" "To be dumber you'd have to be bigger." "Gawd damn suns-a-bitches" "Never loose your head over a piece of tail." Bad day to be outside with just yer spurs on "Squeeze a nickle so hard the buffalo would holler!" "Dumber than a sack of hair" "It's hard to believe that out of millions of sperm, he was the fastest" "Busier that a cat burying chit on a marble floor" "He couldn't pour p*ss out of a boot with the instructions on the heel" Raining pitchforks and bob-tailed heifers. Skin a flea for the hide and tallow. Going to be in a heap of trouble when the fool killer come. up a stump. Busier than a one armed paper hanger.Higher than a Georgia pine.Tighter than a tick on a hounds azz.Good Lord willin' and the creek don't rise.Colder than a well diggers azz in January.Colder than a witch's left teat.Busier than a cat covering sh!t in a sandstorm.Her butt looks like a bag of cats fighting when she walks.Nervous as a long tailed cat in a room full of rockin' chairs. gramps would threaten to knock me into next week and wait for my azz to catch up and do it again "Well sh!t fire and save matches." "he is circling the drain for sure" "snow was azz deep to a tall indian"
"rain like a cow pissin on a flat rock" "one wheel stuck in the sand" "That guy's hornier than a ten balled tom cat Ya got two eyes , two ears and one mouth, so ya need to look and listen twice as much as ya bump your gums uglier than a mud fence so hungry I could eat the arss out of skunk
drier than a cork leg
More to follow! 
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MEMBERS COMMENTS
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Dang !!! That's almost all of mine too. "Nervous as a whore in church""Hotter than a $2 pistol" "So ugly make a frieght train take a dirt road" "So ugly couldn't sneak up on a glass of water" "So ugly his mom fed him with a slingshot" "Sumpin the cat dug up and the dog wouldn't eat" "sorrier than a broke dick dog"
Wowzers I didn't know I knew so many. Still got more but gotta sleep.