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Husband Handbook
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| By: |
Kman1983 |
| Mood: |
full of life |
| Date: |
05/30/2009 09:41:40 |
| Music: |
The Man Song by Rodney Carrington |
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The husband had just finished reading a new book entitled,
'YOU CAN BE THE MAN OF YOUR HOUSE'
He stormed in to his wife in the kitchen and announced,
"From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my
word is Law. You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm
finished eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert. After
dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me and we will have the kind
of sex that I want. Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so I can
relax. You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe.
Then, you will massage my feet and hands. Then tomorrow, guess who's
going to dress me and comb my hair?'
The wife replied, 'The freaken' funeral director would be my first
guess.' |
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MEMBERS COMMENTS
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That's exactly how I would have replied, after a good swift kick in the ass first............LOL.