I really can’t sum my life up in a few simple words but that’s what you’re supposed to do here, so here goes.

Restless. Stuck in a land of too much sand and heat and not enough fun. I can’t wait to get back to where people talk normal again and I can go outside without wearing body armor. Adventurous. I’ll try just about anything once. If you like it, I’ll keep doing it. Mischievous. Does this really need explanation? Creative. I don’t look at the glass as half full or half empty. I really don’t pay attention until there’s no more vodka in it. Thoughtful. If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it… who cares? Light-hearted. I live my life by the words of two great thinkers, “Life is too important to be taken seriously,” by Oscar Wilde and “Angels have wings because they take themselves lightly,” by Robin Williams. Insightful. What happens to you is far less important than how you respond to what happens to you. Intriguing. Some German general once said, “There is no way to predict what the Americans will do because they don’t really know themselves.” I’ll keep you on your toes because most of the time, not even I know what I’m doing.

If you want to know more, ask me.